Paint me green and call me a cucumber

A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.

Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"

by lemonheaded May 20, 2022

Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger

English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.

Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.

I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?

Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...

by D B Cooper December 20, 2013

fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in

Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then

by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021

Slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled

When someone uses you over and over again

" oh I see how it is why don't you slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled"

by Mary Virginia July 15, 2019

he call me big purr

comee make that pussy pur

cum owo he call me big purr

by hitherlol April 22, 2021

squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

by X3n April 3, 2006

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam May 28, 2018