constipation

When poop gets rejected by the anus, and the intestines won't let go either.

Only after constipation does one realize that diarrhea is bliss.

by Eine kleine Nachtmusik December 31, 2017

Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

by PedoSnapz December 13, 2010

brain constipation

what happens when you are trying desperately to remember something but unfortunately the constipation caused by the consumption of alcohol does not allow you to

Bradley: what's the name of that cheesy singer beginning with "Lady"?
Hubert: ummm....was it Goat? Oh, I don't remember. It's the brain constipation

by Zosia & Mugen May 12, 2011

Anti-constitutionalistically

Something very hard to say when your drunk

you try saying Anti-constitutionalistically when your drunk

by zombieee October 3, 2007

crosstitution

The act of performing sexual favors to a priest, most often as a penance during the sacrament of Reconciliation.

Her: And those are my sins, Father.
Priest: In order to receive forgiveness by the Lord, you perform the act of crosstitution. Suck on my balls for Jesus' forgiveness.

by FatherBishop69 August 20, 2009

Sexy Constipation

Adjective.

A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.

Waldo: Hey dude, u see Sumo's profile pic?
Gregorio: Yeah, total sexy constipation!

by TheGingerMuffin January 9, 2011

Constipation Masturbation

To masturbate wile constipated, or to masturbate on the toilet wile taking a great big ass poop :-)!

The guy was performing Constipation Masturbation to himself wile he was pooping :-P

by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 30, 2007