Salt Coma

When something makes you so salty that you fall into a coma.

"Damn, Devyn was so salty she fell into a salt coma during art class!"

by Cantactapellas August 14, 2016

Bird Coma

The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.

I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!

by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe December 31, 2010

gamer's coma

It's the period of time spent in deep sleep after playing a video game nonstop for many hours. Leaving them unawakable until mid afternoon.

Billy's missed his bus to school. Oh, he's in a gamer's coma after playing video games till early morning.

by ichigo333 December 23, 2008

Cane's Coma

The inevitable crash after consuming a full box combo at Raising Cane's. No coleslaw, extra toast.

Logan exclaimed, "Don't finish that whole box combo or your gonna fall into a Cane's Coma!"

or

Logan was extremely disappointed with himself when he fell into a Cane's Coma at 7 PM, causing him to fall behind in school work.

by Bugo31 May 19, 2020

Bona Coma

when ur girl is so damn hot that every time ur with her she gives u a boner, but u get so many boners that you go into a coma.

Syd ur gonna put me into a Bona Coma!!!

by Big Dick Mitchell August 26, 2019

schwag coma

1.The state of mind after smoking WAY to much schwag.

john has been looking at the tv for six hours. oh he must be in a schwag coma

by dixen nit December 5, 2009

chiropractic coma

After receiving a spinal adjustment from your chiropractor you just lay there for a minute in pure relaxation because it feels so good. You feel like you never want to get up.

I just laid there in "chiropractic coma" after receiving my adjustment.

I thought there might be something wrong, but then I realized he was just in "chiropractic coma" and would be back up in a few minutes.

by melnadz October 1, 2011