Old expression found in Ireland (or the backwoods of County Clare at any rate), translating roughly as "don't laugh at others, you'll do something stupid/ get old and crotchety/ otherwise get into a fine state youself and wouldn't like being laughed at."
by Fearman March 19, 2008
Get the mocking is catching mug.Stink John was out catching crabs after he was banging the homeless lady on New Year's Day in Philadelphia
by Centimeter J June 11, 2019
Get the Catching Crabs mug.1. Revealing outfit worn by attractive to semi-attractive women which magnetically attract the male's eyes toward cleavage, butt cleavage, whale tail, butt, legs, back, and/or belly.
2. Sexy outfit with matching accessories and heels that make it difficult for a man to keep his eyes off a woman.
2. Sexy outfit with matching accessories and heels that make it difficult for a man to keep his eyes off a woman.
She walked in the club with magnetic clothing and I couldn't keep my eyes off of her, so I offered her a drink and we got to talkin'.
by Ed Rooney February 25, 2009
Get the Magnetic Clothing mug.Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.
A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.
If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.
If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
Get the blunder crunching mug.Synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. Can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the sex eyes.
Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.
Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.
by immahlamb September 10, 2011
Get the Crunching mug.Founded in 2007 in Barbourville, KY, one of the finest baseball catching schools in all of the continental United States of America. Founder Cory Smith, has inspired countless students to pursue a career in catching. He preaches the "Three Techniques" of catching. (1) Out think the batter and give the appropriate sign. (2) Determine pitch direction and prepare for the worst (ball in dirt). (3) In the event of a ball in the dirt, both knees should immediatley make contact with the ground, use rib protector to block the ball, and hands/mitt if necessary. These techniques have produced many young fundamentally sound catchers. Pudge Rodriguez is a firm believer of Cory Smith's "Three Techniques". All applicants are accepted and sent first through an introductory catching clinic, conducted by manager and coaching guru Mike Bright. After completion of the clinic, students are shuttled on the gator bus to the University to work with Cory. There, students spend 4 months training in the "Three Techniques", and graduate to become world-class catchers. Many graduates give back to the University by donating old catching mitts, masks, shin guards, cups, rib protectors, and insulin. The University of Catching is truly one of the finest baseball institutions in the world.
KC Coach: "Who will be trying out to be catcher this season?"
Mr. Hendrickson: "I believe Cory Smith will be, he stole all the equipment so nobody else could practice, and opened up his own college to teach players to become catchers. It is called the University of Catching."
KC Coach: "Oh really?"
Mr. Hendrickson: "Yeah, he sleeps in his gear at night."
KC Coach: "I hope he practices his blocking drills, he wasn't to good at them last year at tryouts."
Mr. Hendrickson: "He bought a load of videos to watch, and does his blocking and throw down drills everyday."
KC Coach: "His new nickname will be Cory "Catch" Smith."
Mr. Hendrickson: "I believe Cory Smith will be, he stole all the equipment so nobody else could practice, and opened up his own college to teach players to become catchers. It is called the University of Catching."
KC Coach: "Oh really?"
Mr. Hendrickson: "Yeah, he sleeps in his gear at night."
KC Coach: "I hope he practices his blocking drills, he wasn't to good at them last year at tryouts."
Mr. Hendrickson: "He bought a load of videos to watch, and does his blocking and throw down drills everyday."
KC Coach: "His new nickname will be Cory "Catch" Smith."
by Tyler Hendrickson September 14, 2007
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