chode

penis has more width then length

Yianni is a chode who has a crush on Tyler!

by 8d88 April 16, 2008

chode

A penis that has unique physical shape. The penis it self has wider than it's length. 8>

'im gonna shove my chode up your ass and open it up like a packet of chips'

by HotHotJism April 23, 2004

chode

a short stubby dick

wow tom has a chode

by BrizFulgur June 12, 2015

Chode

1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off

Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?

Steve: Girth ≥ length.

Mark: Thanks.

Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.

Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?

Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.

Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.

by theFUDpucker September 8, 2016

chode

an annoying asshole

God, Nathan Miller is such a chode.

by changle December 29, 2016

chode

a dick that looks like a tree stump; about 8 cm tall and 48 hectometers wide.

joey sent me nudes and he was having to hold up the sides of his dick with a forklift, it was the godfather of chodes.

by Richard Crout March 4, 2017

chode

a penis as wide as it is short; short and thicc dick

Lucas Sharp has a chode

by momo1021 September 23, 2017