Busted Tees

An advertiser on urbandictionary.com. Has ads with attractive women, but stupid novelty t-shirts.

I was on urban dictionary yesterday and saw an ad for the dumbest t-shirt ever from busted tees.

by Kipp Buckingham November 22, 2005

busted can

A large woman wearing clothes so tight, that it resembles a can of biscuits that busted open. Typically, these women will be found in clubs and bars attempting to wear updated fashions; only the fashions are usually made for much smaller women.

One who's fat protrudes through their tight clothes.

Wow, her fat rolls are falling out; she's a busted can!

by Lauro Chavez November 4, 2007

Busted Biscuit Tube

When a fat girl wears a belly shirt and her belly sticks out like the biscuit dough from one of store bought the biscuit tubes you bust open.

Bob: That fat girl should not be wearing that belly shirt.

Ed: Yeah, I call that a busted biscuit tube.

by mulletia September 11, 2009

busted cupcake

A pussy that has been hit so many times that it looks like the top of a cupcake

that has been smashed

I dropped her panties and was about to perform cunilingus on her, that pussy looked like it been hit with a double bladed ax or a busted cupcake. Might have even looked like a black cat with a mouth full of guts.

by DWRmeat July 14, 2017

Busted Plugger

When you're walking around in flip flops (things) and you trip and bust the plug that holds your flip flop together

"Hurry up Sergio!" "Wait up guys my thongs got a busted plugger"

by Boonani September 22, 2016

busted footy

A woman's vagina that looks so loose and floppy that it resembles a thin skinned foot ball that has been busted.

busted footy (noun): "I was gonna go down on her but when she opened her legs and showed me a busted footy, i couldn't stop thinking of all the massive dicks she must have copped."

by Gashsmasher777 February 24, 2010

Busted unit

A busted unit is an extremely overweight individual that looks like they've been hit round the head with a brick. They can usually be found in the pub or the local fast food joint busting their unit even more.

"Ahh Gaz that Susan Boyle, she's a busted unit"

by original busted unit December 4, 2011