Bronze Monkey

A variation of the Brass Monkey (Which is Old English 800 drunk to the top of the label then filled up with orange juice)
Where you take the OE and drink it to the top of the label...then filling it with iced tea

I was all outta OJ so instead of Brass monkey, I had to go with the bronze Monkey

by PeteyPij November 1, 2009

bronze, silver,golden

rating system for the fineness of women
bronze being lowest silver second gold is top

friend1:man you see that girl over there she is golden
friend2:man she is barley silver
friend3: man your both crazy she is totally a bronze
random guy: oh you guys are rating her on the bronze, silver,golden scale

by threex October 10, 2008

Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.

"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."

by Sheriff Pitter March 1, 2009

animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

Wesley Hernandez.

Wes you look like animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

by Chris Yepello November 21, 2011

Bronze Dogs

When you go to the beach fully clothed with no shoes or socks and they get tanned

Person 1: walks in barefoot wearing shorts

Person 2: "damn bros got the bronze Dogs!"

by Slutty steak knife May 12, 2023

bronze medal

When someone constantly love puffs in their underwear and the long brown stain that it unavoidably produces

Must have a bronze medal in there the amount he’s farted

by BungalowD December 27, 2020

Bronze Fist

Is similar to an Iron Fist but more lenient than said fist

Guy 1: Did you hear the dictator is allowing more things lately?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's ruling with a bronze fist now.

by TheProtoFurry September 22, 2022