Bonerism

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)

Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006

bonerize

a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude

Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."

Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"

Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."

Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."

Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."

by Danimal F. May 9, 2008

boner

when captain winkie stands at attention

"dude i got a boner when i saw Samantha half naked"

by mcjesus16 November 14, 2017

bonerate

An Austronesian language from the Indonesian island of Sulawesi with approximately 10,000 native speakers.

I'm gonna bonerate your mom in the armpit til she dies of from a mixture of blood loss and sexual pleasure.

by trollbog January 9, 2012

boner

1) When the male genetalia, fills with blood and becomes errect. This can last anywhere from two minutes to two days, depending on performance and any drugs inherent in the host.

2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.

1) ex.... Dude, I saw this smoking girl at the mall yesterday and I popped a huge "boner" in front of my parents.

2)
Guy 1: Man, John never wants to do anything, he just sits there.

Guy 2: What a "boner"!

by 2J May 13, 2005

boner

1. Something that occurs when the blood leaves a man's brain and goes to his cock.

2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.

"Dude, have Jessica sit on your lap so your mom doesn't see your boner!"

by Vicious Bitch June 30, 2006

boner

The bane of an adolescent young man's existence. Usually happens during class, normally after eyeing an attractive girl. Extremely embarassing, and when you get one, you'll stick your hand in your pocket to tuck it into your boxers in a futile attempt to avoid discomfort/embarassment. In the worst cases, you'll end up coming in your pants.

Rob: Shit, man I was looking at Samantha in English class, and I got a damn boner, man!

Joe: Did it show?

Rob: It looked like I was hiding a fuckin' fire hydrant in my jeans!

Joey: Shit, dude.

by Grand Lizard Theodore September 25, 2006