A painful condition when a man has been profoundly socially stimulated by his best friend's predicted visitation but not allowed to see him when he finds his friend has just been abruptly called into to work at the last minute, leaving the man with a heavy and sore feeling in his balls.
Person 1 text messages: "Hey, is it cool if I come over?"
Person 2 text messages: "Yeah bro, I can't wait, I'll make some coffee!"
Person 1 text messages: "agh nm, hey sorry man, I just called into work, I can't come over :/"
Person 2 text messages: "Damn it, that's the 3rd time this week I've gotten Sunderpants blue balls :("
Person 2 text messages: "Yeah bro, I can't wait, I'll make some coffee!"
Person 1 text messages: "agh nm, hey sorry man, I just called into work, I can't come over :/"
Person 2 text messages: "Damn it, that's the 3rd time this week I've gotten Sunderpants blue balls :("
by azfree1016 December 1, 2011
Get the Sunderpants blue balls mug.A strange condition stemming from extreme sexual stimulation of the male gentals but not allowing orgasm to occur. Like a previous entry mentions, "When Polly won't finish off your cracker". Said to be extremly uncomfortable, as if taking a shot to the testicles and having the pain radiate up to your navel. The best and most common remedy is to beat it off, but there are some guys who refuse to do so and prefer the cold shower which also helps to counter the pain. And yes ladies, please don't let this happen to your men, because it sucks.
That one night stand left Matt with a bad case of blue balls. His wingman, on the flip side, had it made.
by TheSpectacularOne May 1, 2009
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My girlfriend left right after she did a nice strip tease last night, so I quickly did a blueball aversion right after she left.
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"the blueballzation is hitting me hard."
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I really wanted them to play my favorite song but they only played a 15 second sample of it during intermission now I have Concert Blue Balls.
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by Rustydictionary February 1, 2021
Get the eBay Blue Balls mug.When a person in the friendgroup obviously wants to drop the group but is to pussy about it. So they ignore you in school and never talk to you. However when they don’t have a Person around to talk to or the group does fun stuff they come crawling back to you. They tease you with their friendship and give you friendship blue balls.
Person A: M has been ignoring us for 3 weeks now and only hangs with the cool kids...But she wants to come get lunch with us
Person B: oh man, that bitch is giving you friendship blue balls.
Person B: oh man, that bitch is giving you friendship blue balls.
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