blueberry cherry

Any dude who wants pussy so bad that hell fuck a blueberry waffle, also known as a waffler. Ususally people whos dick will turn blue from it.

Kyle: hey you see that new kid in town.
Dark: yea heard that kid is a blueberry cherry.
Jon:Poor dude, what a shame.
Dark: Its only a matter of time.

by Ex1022 April 11, 2011

Stiff Blueberry

In order to successfully perform a Stiff Blueberry, you have to swim in the ocean in an area heavily inhabited by octopus. You find one and then proceed to stick your cock in whatever crevace you can find on it's body, until it squirts it's blue ink all over your dick and balls in a last attempt to defend itself. In most cases however, it is too late, for you have filled it with your own creamy ink. ;)

Dan:"Dude, I don't remember your dick looking like Papa Smurf"
Dave:"Well, why the hell are you looking at my dick in the first place?"
Dan:"Cause YOU crammed it in my butt last week!"
Dave:"Oh haha oh yeah"

I filmed Michael doing the old Stiff Blueberry. Everything was going good until he saw me. I guess SOME people don't like complete strangers filming them performing illegal sex acts in their own pool...

by Saklickr1414 December 1, 2007

Blueberry Poundcake

A sexual act when just before a man climaxes, the woman punches him in the testicles.

She delivered the blueberry poundcake swiftly before receiving his seed.

by McKraut August 23, 2010

blueberry pancake

when a smurf cums on your face and leaves it on for 30 minutes then peels off to eat

Jake: “Yo I went to the forest yesterday and I got a blueberry pancake from Papa Smurf it’s basically a smurf cumming on your face then you wait 30 minutes then you eat it, so good and delectable ”

Sarah: “Wow ur so lucky I wish I got one”

by sophiejaydylan April 21, 2020

blueberry mung

A blueberry mung is when a person mungs the corpse of another person that happened to die right when they had blue balls. This specific type of mung yields an extraordinary amount of mung juice per dig, though it should be noted that electric blueberry mungs should be avoided due to the fact that the corpse's testicles may explode into the face of the munger, thereby wasting precious mung juice.

Dude, that geezer died right before he busted a nut with Misty, I bet he'd make for a great Blueberry Mung!

by mungolian October 5, 2007

Labia Blueberry

The feeling a vagina/labia has the morning after a night of rough sex, usually with a man with a large penis.

John M has a huge penis and has sex with Jane Virgin. She has a labia blueberry the next day.

by Kayfive March 30, 2007

blueberry muffins

A synonym for Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat beer, which tastes suspiciously of blueberry muffins.

Hey, let have some blueberry muffins and sit in the hot tub!

Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.

Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.

by O' Briney March 5, 2009