Blitzed is a term used when one smokes an excessive amount of marijuana, to the point where said person is so insanely stoned that he or she is bound to start taking their clothes off.
The term may also be used when one comsumes ridiculous amounts of alcohol, to the point where said person is barely able to function properly.
The term may also be used when one comsumes ridiculous amounts of alcohol, to the point where said person is barely able to function properly.
Girlfriend - "I'm fucking pissed at you."
Boyfriend - "Why?!"
Girlfriend - "You called last night and left a message saying I was the worst sex you've ever had."
Boyfriend - "::laughing:: I'm sorry, baby. I hung out with the guys and we smoked so much weed/drank so much. I was fucking blitzed."
Boyfriend - "Why?!"
Girlfriend - "You called last night and left a message saying I was the worst sex you've ever had."
Boyfriend - "::laughing:: I'm sorry, baby. I hung out with the guys and we smoked so much weed/drank so much. I was fucking blitzed."
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by Annabellerina June 13, 2008
Get the bliteotw mug.One who is a master at extending a conversation for hours without saying anything useful. Beyond a casual blatherer, a blatheroso typically engages in considerable pontification and avoids reason, but will mistakenly feel they are the only one capable of making sense in any conversation. Also, while a common blatherer will flit from one pointless thought to another, a blatheroso will drag out one topic for a grossly extended time.
That proselytizing, religious friend of yours is a real blatheroso. I didn't think we'd ever get out of that creation "discussion".
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I'm on that good Kush and alcohol. That shits got me blitzered.
I'm on that good Kush and alcohol. That shits got me blitzered.
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