The act of kissing the back of your right hand and, subsequently, striking a female in the lips with it after you have climaxed in her mouth. The male assumes a standing position while the female is on her knees, resembling the positions that participants assume during a knighting ceremony.
"Dude, the chick I picked up last night didn't want to sleep with me, but she told me that I could give her a King's Blessing. Afterward, she ended up getting 7 stitches on her upper lip."
by Gregory Gonzo March 20, 2009
The act of making someone’s day by having them see a picture of you in their Instagram/snapchat/twitter feed.
by ScottTheFlexGod November 08, 2018
Mordecai has a real BOA in his trousers.
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Mordecai has a real Blessing of Africa in his trousers.
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Mordecai has a real Blessing of Africa in his trousers.
by Mordecai May 19, 2004
A blessing given to a teenager under the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (or commonly known as Mormon) religion. This blessing is usually accompanied by a written document containing insight into the receiver's future, which is used for guidance.
by CDB December 08, 2004
When you go to Wendy’s and order 4 nuggets but you get 5... ghetto blessing.
When you find a $5 in the laundry...ghetto blessing
When you find a $5 in the laundry...ghetto blessing
by Encinitas Man April 22, 2021
by bl3ssedcurs3d February 16, 2022
When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.
I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.
by Safemilk March 13, 2018