King's Blessing

The act of kissing the back of your right hand and, subsequently, striking a female in the lips with it after you have climaxed in her mouth. The male assumes a standing position while the female is on her knees, resembling the positions that participants assume during a knighting ceremony.

"Dude, the chick I picked up last night didn't want to sleep with me, but she told me that I could give her a King's Blessing. Afterward, she ended up getting 7 stitches on her upper lip."

by Gregory Gonzo March 20, 2009

Blessing Feeds

The act of making someone’s day by having them see a picture of you in their Instagram/snapchat/twitter feed.

Scott really just blessed your feed.
On my momma Scott is blessing feeds.

by ScottTheFlexGod November 7, 2018

Blessing of Africa

large penis

abbreviated 'B.O.A.'

Mordecai has a real BOA in his trousers.
-or-
Mordecai has a real Blessing of Africa in his trousers.

by Mordecai May 19, 2004

patriarchal blessing

A blessing given to a teenager under the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (or commonly known as Mormon) religion. This blessing is usually accompanied by a written document containing insight into the receiver's future, which is used for guidance.

I'm getting my patriarchal blessing. Yay.

by CDB December 7, 2004

bless spot

An undisclosed place located near Milton Keynes bowl Where motives happen

Let’s go bless spot fam

by Acegey June 27, 2021

Ghetto Blessing

An minor unexpected win.
Term made popular in Chicago.

When you go to Wendy’s and order 4 nuggets but you get 5... ghetto blessing.

When you find a $5 in the laundry...ghetto blessing

by Encinitas Man April 22, 2021

Zeus's Blessing

When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.

I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.

by Safemilk March 14, 2018