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Matthew Bellamy

Matthew Bellamy is THE god of music. He is just an amazing artist, and he is just great at what he does. Also, he is sexeh ;)He is the lead guitarist, and lead vocalist of Muse <3 I recommend Listening to Muscle Museum, Space Dementia or Megalomania. Good vocal on all three songs.
Barbara: Did you see Matthew Bellamy last night?!
Doris: Yeah! He is sooo amazing on stage!

*ahem*
by ScreenagersBliss March 15, 2005
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Make a Bellamy of myself

Getting so drunk that your drunken antics are the same as one Matthew James Bellamy of Muse after a NME awards show
To Make a Bellamy of myself:

Dom: We had a massive ufo, we had-

Matt: It could've been bigger. It could have been bigger. It wasn't that big. Like, I wanted to do something like- I can't remember, we were doing a fesitval somewhere last year- and I wanted like, a REAL ufo. Not, not like a real ufo, but like, something that was coming out from, like, it had it's own propellers and a pilot, you know, like a, like a zeppelin, but like, circular shaped. We looked into and it cost like, it was gonna cost like, like hundreds of thousands and there was no clearance on health and safety depending on the weather, so it was like a big risk. I was saying, "Let's just fucking do it, you know? Let's just go for it!" Cos imagine if that thing just came over like, like, like I don't know where, like, Glastonbury or something. Imagine if it-

Dom: Just take it easy, take it easy...

Matt: Imagine if it just came over the audience. Be like, "The fuck is going on?" Like, "What's happening?! Is something in the sky?" Like, it'd be like, it would've been- it could've been great. I'm heading for greatness. I'm trying to get there, but it's a struggle. It's a long term struggle.
by NewBorn March 12, 2011
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Matthew Bellamy

1. Frontman of the band Muse.
2. Extremely talented-plays guitar, piano, and not to mention his awesome singing. He also writes all of the songs.
3. Awesomest blue eyes.
4. Only 5ft 6in!
5. Known for his energetic stage performances.
6. He's currently engaged.
7. Born June 9, 1978
8. Some funny quotes include: 1. "Floccinaucinihilipilification"
2. "I'm too short to be sexy."
by I wish_kk March 4, 2009
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Taco bell shit

A shit so large, so powerful, so smelly that it can only have been caused by eating Taco Bell. These shits can be either runny or solid depending on the quality and the quantity of the Taco Bell you consumed.
Tom: Oh my god, I just had the most deadly Taco Bell shit.

Ben: I know, me and my girlfriend could smell it while boning in my room. The other side of the house.
by -=MoNsTeR-CoCk=- December 24, 2009
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Bellpiece

A mild insult comparing someone to a Bell end.
Why did you do that? You're such a bellpiece.
by gabe harry November 8, 2006
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Jingle Bell Cock

Term used to describe Santa Claus's penis.
-Dude I actually think Santa Claus is pretty hot
--I know! I wanna jump on his jingle bell cock
by lockenload23 November 30, 2016
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bella

1. Italian for "beautiful".
2. Informal greeting born in Italy in the early 90s among young people. Rapper Yared, inventor of "bolo slang", claims that bella is a term of him and his crew's.
-"oh bella zio!"
-"bella pe' te!" (b. for you)
by Looka January 21, 2011
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