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(v) A ginger of epic proportions, fiery personality. Has the ability to fuck up a shot from any angle and distance.
Has been known to ruin any and all attempts at making a hookah (hub)
Holy shit Shaun you really had a Matthew James on goal there.

You can't smoke a Matthew James without losing a bit of soul.
by Greggle April 19, 2018
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A rare breed of man. Grows an emaculent beard. Natural born leader. Takes extremely good care of his woman. Tends to have anger issues.
I know a rare breed of man, Matthew James, his beard is beautiful and glows red when he is angered.

Matthew James adores his wife.
by Imperator Furiosa December 19, 2016
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