breached turd

A big, hard turd laying sideways that hurts like hell to push out.

"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"

by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013

Sun Bleached

It's the Ultimate Tan.

He's Sun Bleached
Crowd: *gasp*

by Reeejae September 3, 2018

beachead assault

to have sex on the beach rough style

martin had got joanne drunk that evening,in the beachside bar with the intention of ramming her gash, as hed led her down the steps onto the beach he knew he was gong to perform a beachead assault

by shaftus1 January 3, 2011

Breached sea level

When you take an epic dump, you turn to look in the toilet, and the massive pile of crap is above the water level in the toilet bowl.

Can also be used as "Breaching", if in the current process of taking a dump.

Guy #1 "Dude! I totally just Breached sea level in your toilet!"

Guy #2 "Holy Crap!"

Guy #1 "That's what I said!"

by remotenightowl October 7, 2012

beacheeeitch

Bitch but better

You such a beacheeeitch

by finnese huh June 1, 2018

Beaches

Two women who share every aspect of their lives with each other. The relationship is often stormy and is marked by intense emotion and an over-abundance of drama. Nevertheless, the tears are honestly shed, and one will most probably give a gut-wrenching eulogy at the other's funeral. (Noun)

To go Beaches (Verb) - 1. to divulge the most private details of your life to your best-friend 2. your girlfriend (romantic) discusses an embarassing secret about your sex life with her best friend.

Noun -

I know everything there is to know about that girl; we've been Beaches for ten years.

Verb 1. -

I promised I wouldn't say anything, but I can go all Beaches with you right, girl?

Verb 2. -

My ex-girlfriend went Beaches on me and told her friend I have a small penis. Like her friend didn't already know. Oooh, snap!

by Madame June 29, 2006

Benched

To be raped in a violent or agressive way.
Usaully used for soft language so you don't have to say rape.

"Did you hear what happened to Haley?"
"Yeah, she got benched."

by LittlePeopleFood February 3, 2013