Gay-bate

A debate on who the biggest queer between straight friends.

Douchebag Brad and D-man gay-bate via email all day long. Example:
Brad "You know how I know your gay? You like hot man juice on your face."
D-man "You know how I know your gay? Cuz you shave your nuts and masturbate with a banana."

by Matt the Moose November 16, 2006

speed-bating

masturbating within a short period of time

Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.

by SarahShy January 6, 2008

Anger Bating

Anger bating is the process of providing a person with something to get angry about.

"Lets get the new guy to call that customer who we disconnected his broadband and tell him that he has overdue accounts"
"Naa, that'd be anger bating.

by annon_coward October 18, 2008

maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.

Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.

by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015

gang bate

a gang of 9 people attacking a single person

what do 9/10 people enjoy?

gang bate.

by Uvuvewevwev ovuvevwevuwev osas August 3, 2019

Ed Bates

A football-playing chicken who will often find comfort in watching videos on social media websites like youtube. He is a well-known and fairly popular character who enjoys drinking when among friends. He often feels threatened by his better-looking dog who he competes with for female mates.

"That fella looks like a right Ed Bates"

by mikastanleythorstorm June 12, 2017

master-Bates

a funny yet iconic nickname for someone with the last name “Bates” who has a good sense of humor.

ethan: “aye you know bates?”

marissa: “you mean master-Bates? yea i know her”

by sugardaddynumber7 December 14, 2020