This one time Barney was walking up to a kid to tell him "I love you" and he was running away screaming from him like he has Barneyphobia. It make sense since people are aware of a big fat purple dinosaur of a pedophile.
by Lucas_JWF February 16, 2009
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He also follows the one known as Revox around like a lost puppy because of the above mentioned unoriginality and he adds nothing of substance to a message board -- not even comic relief. A Revox heavily relies on a Barney Hole as his toady right-hand man and massive tool who willingly throws himself on a grenade in order to protect his message board commanding officer.
In fact, when a Barney Hole or a Revox sees this definition it is almost a 100% certainty that a retaliation definition will be submitted to Urban Dictionary or other similar type of attack as a result. No one will view their counterattack as funny since no one like people who steal and plagiarize ideas, concepts and articles or bloggings. See first paragraph regarding the lack of individual thought processes or copying others ideas.
A Barney Hole is widely rumored to dwell in a rundown mobile home and pick through the trash of his fellow redneck hillbillies when he is not on a message board throwing around grade school put downs and typing up pre-formatted Mad Lib replies. He thinks his retorts are witty and hopes that a Revox will give his approval for a job well done although it's highly unlikely.
He also follows the one known as Revox around like a lost puppy because of the above mentioned unoriginality and he adds nothing of substance to a message board -- not even comic relief. A Revox heavily relies on a Barney Hole as his toady right-hand man and massive tool who willingly throws himself on a grenade in order to protect his message board commanding officer.
In fact, when a Barney Hole or a Revox sees this definition it is almost a 100% certainty that a retaliation definition will be submitted to Urban Dictionary or other similar type of attack as a result. No one will view their counterattack as funny since no one like people who steal and plagiarize ideas, concepts and articles or bloggings. See first paragraph regarding the lack of individual thought processes or copying others ideas.
A Barney Hole is widely rumored to dwell in a rundown mobile home and pick through the trash of his fellow redneck hillbillies when he is not on a message board throwing around grade school put downs and typing up pre-formatted Mad Lib replies. He thinks his retorts are witty and hopes that a Revox will give his approval for a job well done although it's highly unlikely.
Message Board Douchebag: "Oh yeah? Well, your mama!"
Any other normal person: "Dude. Quit being such a Barney Hole. Do all of us a favor and kill yourself when you get home from your oil change job."
Any other normal person: "Dude. Quit being such a Barney Hole. Do all of us a favor and kill yourself when you get home from your oil change job."
by Eureka 147 March 13, 2009
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My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.
by Justin "Cheese" October 12, 2007
Get the cold barney mug.The sexual act of waxing your penis with your fathers seamen then slamming it into the anus of a man then as you get to the big finish you fake cum by gently spitting on his back as he turns around cum on his dick suck it slallow and as he falls on the ground punch him in the asshole stick the head of your penis inside your partners dick cum have a snail race if yours wins you perform a dirty sanchez to his dog go home take a cold shower then cold fuck with a roosters head up your ass and after that take the winning snail and stick him up your ass squeeze until it does
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Get the barney mug.A purple and green-spotted dinosaur world famous for being on the self titled pre-k daytime TV show "Barney". His annoying voice oh-so-cheerful disposition and plastered-on smile have charmed kids under 5 for many years now. Fortunatly for the sane population, Barney has lost some of his popularity over the past few years,much to the disappointment of his parental fan-base. With any luck this dancing dino will be an example of pre-k pop-culture gone extict.
Barney has hypno powers. He can make rowdy 3-year-olds sit down for a whole HALF HOUR! Who could have guessed??
by MythKid07 January 22, 2006
Get the Barney mug.Noun: Something new, childish, simplistic, amateurish, or meant for beginners. It may also refer to foolishly innocent thoughts or actions.
Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":
"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"
Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":
"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"
~"Did you hear Jen got that job?"
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."
~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."
~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."
~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."
~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."
by The Afterworld Cafe March 5, 2010
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