Sea bats

A fictional creature that lives aboard naval vessels and whom you send those who are new to the boat to go and stand watch for at 3am.

Airman Wiles was given a bogus watch looking for sea bats when he could have been sleeping as sort of a hazing.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

Angel Beats!

The most tearjearking anime on the whole goddamn planet

Based around a young male called Otonashi, who wakes up with no memories. He meets a purple-haired girl with a gun who informs him that he's dead, and that he should join the SSS, a group fighting against the God who killed them.

You will bawl your eyes out.

Person 1: Have you watched Angel Beats! yet?
Person 2: Are you kidded? I cried manly tears

by llortemageht February 28, 2012

batshit fucking insane

One crazy motherfucker. Someone with absoultely no common sense and no concept of life, death, and danger. It is uncommon to have a batshit insane person and extremly rare to have a batshit fucking insane person because they are usually dead.

Normal guy: Damn, the snow is really startin to accumulate, we should head home now before its too dangerous to drive.
Crazy guy: No way, i can drive though anything!
Batshit insane guy: What is it? 15 degrees? Lets go camping bitches!
Batshit fucking insane guy: LETS GET DRUNK AS HELL, CLIMB TREES AND FIND TARZAN SO WE CAN FUCK HIS SISTER!!!
Normal guy: Wow, you are truly batshit fucking insane.

by Krusty Weiner February 26, 2010

Filthy Beats

Music played in clubs or large house partys which gets bitch's low. Usually accompanied by strobes. Dirty beats is a broad title which encompasses most good music.

Antonym: gay music, bad music, Justin Bieber music,

money, bitchs and filthy beats is a sure fire way to get laid.

by maadddog October 1, 2010

BeatSabering

Using your dick like a lightsaber with someone elses dick after jacking off

Me and my friend were beatsabering all night.

by thekfcguy March 11, 2019

Batsy

Noun : government coronavirus scapegoat i.e. the bat patsy

1. The bat soup was a total batsy for the government to enforce mask mandates.
2. Nurses were praised in the beginning but now are totally batsy's for mandatory vaccines.

by sgtcannabis September 26, 2021

smelly beats

The smelliest of all beats, normally played out of a bad mans car with tinted windows and huge twin turbo exhaust.

Guy 1 - "Nahhh man, av you seen Sam Broadheads smelly beats"
Guy 2 - "Never seen any beats as smelly"

by Conreq April 18, 2014