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on the bleed

a term to indicate when a woman is menstruating.
"I cried watching a commercial for a Disney movie last night. I hate being on the bleed."

"Dude. Please let me crash at your house. Sally's on the bleed and I fear for my life."
by Beth March 3, 2005
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ghost bleed

a deeply painful feeling of surrealistic bleeding especially in the genital region that can be remedied by conjectural tampons.
My agonizing ghost bleed felt so authentic that I had to rush to emerge to validate that in fact it was a ghost bleed.
by Artsy89q December 19, 2011
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I bleed green

It is a slogan used by

Stolen Souls MC.
I Bleed Green supporting the Stolen Souls MC
by SSMCSHERIFFSSMC January 5, 2014
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AnUs BlEeD

A steady stream of blood that pools in your anus until it eventually gets too large for your anal cavity to hold and it explodes causing the blood that was in your anus to go all over the place.
I lOvE tO dRiNk ThE bLoOd FrOm My AnUs BlEeD!
by TEES DADDY! January 5, 2018
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bum bleed

The result of a hard day of defecation, or the consumption of sunflower seeds shell and all.
Will: Dude I just ate a whole bag of sunflower seeds!

Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.
by WanghisKhan April 16, 2018
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Napalm Bleed

The act of an insane nose bleed. Usually found in animes, and people who are about to die.
When I saw that girl I had a Napalm Bleed
by MemoliLover February 1, 2019
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Speed Bleed

When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.
Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you
by Crab staggums December 8, 2019
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