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The Birds and The Bees 

Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!

Double Birds 

Two middle fingers given at once.
"Yu the b-tch over there? I don't like her. She shot double birds at me yesterday for no reason."
Double Birds by piiglett. June 15, 2009

loser birds 

When you are up all night to the point of hearing the morning birds chirping. Most of the time it is from drinking or drugs.
Man I partied all night until I heard the loser birds
loser birds by jlion31685 September 30, 2011

throwing hella birds 

A phrase used to describe an amazing feeling. If someone was rubbing your balls and it felt good you were throwing hella birds.If on a hot day you jumped in a pool and it felt good, your throwing hella birds.
sally:sucks bobs weenier

bob: that feels great, im throwing hella birds right now!

the birds work for the bourgeoisie 

All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie
All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie

Angry Birds Rash 

(Aves malevolus) Two circular red spots, approx. two inches wide, commonly appearing just above the knees after prolonged visits to restrooms. In severe cases accompanied by numbness of the legs.
I just bumped into my boss outside the restroom with an angry birds rash that was so bad I could hardly walk.