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Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
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Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
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Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018
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Barnacle nibbler

When a sexual partner nibbles on the other hemorrhoids
Hey man how was your date? It was great she was a barnacle nibbler.
by The Catholic May 9, 2018
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barnacle scrape

After anal sex the woman gives the man oral directly afterwards with no washing or wiping of the male organ before oral
Dude she gave me a barnacle scrape after we did anal !
by Ghost Fish May 31, 2016
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Barnacle

A crass word used as a profanity in everyday lingo. Also Anna obscure sea creature that latches on ships and boats.
Kyle: Did you hear what Matilda said?
Luke: Yes, it was a load of barnacles

Kyle: True that
by Booty is my specialty May 23, 2016
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Barnacle

some weird lumpy volcano looking shit that grows of shit

stay away from it my nigga
Nigga this barnacle shit got my pee pee hard...
by Yung Microwave May 6, 2018
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