Awkward Infatuation

That awkward moment when you realise & accept that you have a crush on/fancy someone who you reeeeeeaaalllllyy shouldn't, ie a teacher or a member of your best mates' family. Similar to but not the same as crushing on a celebrity... With celebrities it's usually fine, but with teachers...

People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.

When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.

Girl: OMG I think i may have an Awkward Infatuation with our French teacher, he is really hot & so funny!

Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.

Teacher: ...

awkward..!

by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013

Awkward Breakfast

The morning after a sleepover or party when you and your friends have a really deep conversation and the next morning is so awkward because the only thing you can say is "So, do you want pancakes for breakfast or something?"

*LATE NIGHT
Kelly: I honestly wonder sometimes whether or not ill ever find somebody...
Marie: Everybody loves you, just embrace life and you will be sure to find your way

*MORNING
Marie: So... um... i have poptarts

Kelly: Well this is an Awkward Breakfast

by iliketopartyswagasaurusrex June 1, 2011

Awkward Avocado

An awkward avocado is similar to an awkward turtle, a hand gesture used to either diffuse or make a social situation awkward.

Simply clasp both hands together (with a slight outward curvature in the palm and fingers, creating the desired avocado shape) and move your hands in outwards circular motions (directed away from the body).

Thus creating the awkward avocado. Experienced users may attempt the awkward half-avocado, but this should be reserved for drastic situations only.

Bill: "If I'm ever on a date and the conversation lapses into an awkward silence, I just pull out the awkward avocado. Works every time"
James: "Classic move."

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by beebolt March 18, 2015

awkward warm

when you put too much hot water in your milo and it becomes an awkward temperature. to avoid this happening the hot water:cold milk ratio generally needs to be less than or equal to 0.2

ella: you put too much hot water in and now my milo is awkward warm. this is worse than the time my snake pissed on my laptop.

by snellboy August 8, 2012

awkward fingers

When two guys attempt to Eiffel Tower a girl but she's too tall, so they can only awkwardly touch the tips of their fingers.

We totally tried to Eiffel Tower her but all we got was awkward fingers.

by KeNayNay August 1, 2009

Awkward Hole

An "o" gesture made with your hand using all four fingers and thumb, the awkward hole is used following an awkward comment/suggestion/situation/motion that usually brings silence to a conversation. The Awkward hole is there to suck all the awkwardness away from the moment and let fresh topic commence.

Rob: So I just finished cleaning the Pit

CJ: I cleaned your mom's pit.

Rob: Oh Dear (Looks at CJ and then Awkward Hole Gesture)

by Robert Chase, Andrew Brock, Sarah Bosanac, Cara Mathison, Emily Harper, CJ June 16, 2008

that awkward moment

some new facebook fad where someone will put on their wall starting with that awkward moment and often times following it with something thats not awkward at all

fb status: that awkward moment when you miss the plane to go to Ireland

comment: thats not awkward that just sucks

by weathrguy September 16, 2011