A fatass on the internet who eats buffets on a daily basis just to get attention. He is around 370 pounds at the moment. He is literally killing himself by eating so much, just for money and attention, and he'll probably die within the next 5 months should he keep this up.
Nikocado Avacado: - eats 40 Chicken McNuggets, 6 Big Macs, 8 Large Fries, and 3 Sodas -
Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.
Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!
Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.
Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!
Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022
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Man and/or female, who has a peculier and dis-tasteful body type. . .
Built messed up from the feet to head.
Honey Boo Boo's mom would fit this type of slang very well!
Man and/or female, who has a peculier and dis-tasteful body type. . .
Built messed up from the feet to head.
Honey Boo Boo's mom would fit this type of slang very well!
Me: "Yo, Chuck! Ya catch that 'sode of Honey Boo Boo last week?"
Chuck: "Honey who?. ."
Philip: "Ugh! He takin' about that spoiled lil' phat girl that drinks Mtn. Dew mixed with RedBull and her mom has a body of a avocado."
Me: "Yup, that's the lil' bitch..."
Chuck: "Honey who?. ."
Philip: "Ugh! He takin' about that spoiled lil' phat girl that drinks Mtn. Dew mixed with RedBull and her mom has a body of a avocado."
Me: "Yup, that's the lil' bitch..."
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God that person is such an avacado.
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