assdogfoot

Something that smells incredibly gross, like the combination of ass, dogs, and feet.

I had to get out Brandon's house - it was totally assdogfoot inside.

by Bellebie August 7, 2006

assfore

Will get you asking, "What is an ass for."

Guy-1 "Dude, Whats an assfore?"
Guy-2 "Shitting silly."

by Bernard the wet slapper January 20, 2008

Assfoamin'

When you drink so much beer, you start to foam out your ass.

It is also known to be when you throw up and take a shit about the same time.

I think Logan has had enough beer for the night because I just caught him assfoamin' in the restroom.

by Beertakercas March 31, 2009

Assbored

Commonly used in the service industry; The feeling one gets while doing absolutly nothing, when you suddenly realize you could be making money

--- commonly associated with an asshole feeling inside

Brandon- I'm so effin' assbored right meow!

by Romeo! June 7, 2009

Assclown

1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two.

In a "no surprise" decision, Assclown President Trump was bitch slapped by the 9th District Court of Appeals and schooled in basic 5th grade civics over his Executive Order banning travel from 7 mostly Muslim countries.

by BugEyeVan February 10, 2017

assfork

It's a butt plug but it's a fork and you shove it up your asshole. Normally there’s bleeding but it's a way to get your shit out basically.

“Sandra, I can’t seem to get shit out of my ass.”
“Just use the assfork, David. It’ll do the trick.”

by Manamejefff May 22, 2018

Assclown

A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually

pretends to be a know-it-all,often

enhancing their stories,knowledge,

experience,and every thing in between

with pure bullshit.

E.g Jimmy Kimmel.

Sean Hannity called Jimmy Kimmel an Assclown.

by Dunkaroo2 May 23, 2018