Akbar

A guy whose identity Muslims have been trying to figure out for hundreds of years. They are so desperate to find out who he is that they launch suicide bombings while asking Allah who he is.

“Allah, who Akbar?” cried the suicide bomber as he detonated his vest

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

Akbar Capper

A scammer that is always out to get you, just to stir up trouble.

Toofani the Akbar Capper akbarred the chat failed to procure feast pics or large spaces.

by AkbarCapper May 30, 2024

Allahu Akbar

Its usually a friendly greeting that is screamed as loud as possible in schools or other public places. You need to scream when saying it so that as many people as possible can hear how nice you are.

Person: Hey wassup Ibrahim!
Ibrahim: Allahu Akbar!

*unrelated explosion*

by MiniLad February 6, 2024

akbar

kind, handsome, smart, a very cold person, loyal friend, stubborn, expensive, moody, he is very loyal, noisy, if you mess with him is the same as making a sleeping lion wake up, he is very strange, but he is liked by many people and his married with khansa he's very adorable couple in the world they fit so well and at first they hated each other and akbar is hated khansa and first akbar is have a crush on khansa best friend but yaa last time akbar and khansa meet often and then akbar is now khansa is not really bad and yaa he's married with khansa last time

akbar, cool, kind, handsome,stubborn,moody

by khaisa November 23, 2021

allahu akbar

something you should shout VERY loudly in public places (best place is an airport)

jess: sweetie remember the story of how granny was trapped in an elevator during 9/11?
cindy: yeah, but what’s that man over there doing?
man: ALLAHU AKBARRR! *fires AK as bombs go off in distance*

by ashcrayfr June 26, 2024

Malibu Akbar

Malibu is the greatest, derived from Allahu Akbar, meaning God is the greatest.

Harsh: Did you see the Barbie movie?
Imad: Yes, it was the top grossing film in 2023. Malibu Akbar

by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2023