aunt flo

a womans menstral period!

Aunt flo's in town! so I may go get my red wings

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

Neighborhood aunt

What a milf is called in India.

Dinesh had his first sexual encounter with the ravishing Lavanya, the neighborhood aunt to many impressionable young men even though she was well into her 30s.

by Konga February 2, 2010

Auntcle

Aunt who looks more like an uncle.

I'm not sure if your aunt is really a women, she looks more like a man so I'll call her your auntcle.

by dho27 April 15, 2009

aunt

Sister of one of your parents. An Aunt is you’re second mother, protective, affectionate, boundlessly supportive. Always there for you no matter how old you get. Even though you may be a successful adult, you’re Aunt will always see you as the baby she held in her arms. Nicknames such as “Nanie” and “Auntie”.

1). My Aunt makes the most delicious pies.
2). I’m going to visit my Aunt.

by Lindee August 22, 2018

Aunt Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. The creatures putrid bowl movements force all civilization within a 25 mile radius to evacuate to the nearest bomb shelter until the toxic gases have been omitted from the area. However, that plot of land will be inhabitable for years to come. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“I cant believe someone left cheese laying around! Aunt Gertrude The Third is going to force us into quarantine for weeks!”

by Georgetta Stone June 15, 2022

sugar auntie

A sugar mama you don't have to have sex with.

I'll drop my sugar auntie off right after dinner tonight.

by agentxww October 23, 2017

Crazy Aunt Syndrome

The consistency of successful people to have at least one crazy relative. They inherit enough of the crazy genes to be different and unique, but not enough to be actually insane.

Steve Jobs definitely has crazy aunt syndrome.

by wordbord July 21, 2011