some bullshit term coined by people who oppose the lgbt community to make it seem like pedos are welcomed there. (clearly cishet propaganda)
“have you heard of the new sexuality ‘age-fluid?’ It basically justifies pedophaelia and it’s new to the LGB-”
“oh? the one that doesn’t exist because sexual attraction does not correlate at all with age and age fluid would technically neither be a sexuality or gender identity. but, okay, continue believing everything on Facebook, Janet.”
“oh? the one that doesn’t exist because sexual attraction does not correlate at all with age and age fluid would technically neither be a sexuality or gender identity. but, okay, continue believing everything on Facebook, Janet.”
by kimmyheddd August 22, 2020
Get the age-fluid mug.(v.) The already outdated internet practise of attempting to belittle someone by asserting that they are younger than you. Typically, the age stated is 1-3 years younger than the age of the caller him/herself (more often than not, it is just oen year younger than the caller). This is a last ditch attempt by this person to sound mature. This tactic is often employed when the calling party knows they cannot assert themselves with some authority other than presenting false credentials of thier opponent, and the younger the person (common users are in thier early-mid teens, sometimes late teens) the more readily used the act. When thier ASSumptions are proved incorrect, however the response will automatically be 'I would never have guessed that'. The users of this tactic also favour political correctness, vague assumptions, pseudo-intellectualism, constant small insults throughout thier talk, a general feel of hatred towards thier adversary and getting upset very easily.
"Whats wrong with being gay?
Do I have to enlighten another fat, white, ignorant, racist, sexist, homophobic, American 12 year old?"
--Definition of gumba gumba by '50 cent'
"n.) Someone who thinks responding once to an unnecessary flame is quite enough, and will no longer waste his time on silly internet beefs with children who have nothing better to do than reread their own urban dictionary definition to see who's flamed them recently.Have fun with your flames, little girl/boy, since I will no longer be concerning myself with 'em. Toodles!"
--definition of neilmiser by 'neilmiser'
"A person who is easily flamed. Regretably, I feel, since I have just looked up some of his definitions and various other submissions, and it's clear he or she is, at most 13 years old."
--definition of kung-fu jesus by neilmiser.
Do I have to enlighten another fat, white, ignorant, racist, sexist, homophobic, American 12 year old?"
--Definition of gumba gumba by '50 cent'
"n.) Someone who thinks responding once to an unnecessary flame is quite enough, and will no longer waste his time on silly internet beefs with children who have nothing better to do than reread their own urban dictionary definition to see who's flamed them recently.Have fun with your flames, little girl/boy, since I will no longer be concerning myself with 'em. Toodles!"
--definition of neilmiser by 'neilmiser'
"A person who is easily flamed. Regretably, I feel, since I have just looked up some of his definitions and various other submissions, and it's clear he or she is, at most 13 years old."
--definition of kung-fu jesus by neilmiser.
by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
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by Kaphix December 10, 2008
Get the Age of Time mug.A person who gets sexually aroused by Dating someone older than them who takes a role of a caregiver or dom
Also an Ageplayer is a person who acts a younger age than their normal to please the dom or caregiver and be totally submissive to them
Also an Ageplayer is a person who acts a younger age than their normal to please the dom or caregiver and be totally submissive to them
by Kinkkypanda July 31, 2019
Get the Age Play mug."Essyen"
by Bored March 20, 2003
Get the Age of 12 mug.A term created by transphobic internet trolls that describes a hypothetical identity: "someone who does not identify with their biological age." Though not an actual term used to describe any sexual orientation or identity, "age fluid" is used as a device in memes to disturb and conjure fear of trans/genderfluid folks. This occurs by suggesting that the LGBTQ+ community would justify or condone sexual assault of youth.
Gee, some people will do anything to trick folks into thinking transphobia is justifiable-- I just saw the most ridiculously made-up meme with the hashtag # Age Fluid!
by Jupiter Music February 1, 2017
Get the Age Fluid mug.The age at which a person's family and friends, and indeed society as a whole, begins to seriously suspect he/she is gay. Generally at least 26 or 27, a person at the Age of Suspicion has never had a long-term boy/girlfriend, nor wife/husband (which would exonerate him/her from suspicion). With the Age of Suspicion, homosexuality is not necessarily viewed as undesirable or wrong, it more marks the time when a person's family and friends are fed up with him/her being "in the closet," if he/she is in fact gay.
"Patrick is turning 30 this year.. no wedding in sight either"
"He's approaching the Age of Suspicion. Someone should tell his parents"
"He's approaching the Age of Suspicion. Someone should tell his parents"
by Anonymous4591 March 16, 2010
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