The JFK

The act of busting on your significant other’s face when in the back seat of your car. Usually followed by a salute.

Roommate 1: Dude can I have the room tonight? This chick wants to spend the night.
Roommate 2: Bro just JFK her in the back of your car.

Friend 1: Hey man I heard you were banned from uber. What happened?
Friend 2: I hit Becca with The JFK on the way back from Lollapalooza.

by TheHotDogStore April 26, 2020

Having a JFK

When you haven't been feeling the pot, and you close your eyes and get hit by all of it at once.

Person A: Hey man, I'm not really feeling this shit.
Person B: Oh, yeah?
Person A: Yeah, man. *closes eyes and leans back* Bro... I just felt it all at once.
Person B: Oh, sick, you're having a JFK!

by Harena November 9, 2019

Jfks lost nut

The nut jfk did in his mothers g-string

He then chucked the g-string into jacks pillow case and soon forgot about

Man’s about to buss out still mush

Yo did you here about jfks lost nut

Yeah I heard jack fucked his pillow last night

Kinda mad yk

by Dirty stinky Muslim December 6, 2021

Comrade jfk

a good man with a shit attitude and a shit personality

Person 1: “yooo is that comrade jfk?”
Comrade jfk: “fuck you.”

by That one Walter guy February 18, 2022

JFK some loser

when someone snipes someone in the head, often in a shooter game of sorts like COD, Fortnite, etc

I JUST JFK SOME LOSER LMFAO THIS GUY SUCKS BUTT

by Pizza Toppings June 21, 2023

JFK burger

JFK burger is a sexual act involving a person shooting a nerf bullet at someone’s head and proceeding to shove a burger in their mouth and rectum (Or Vagina) while also shoving the burger further in the hole of choice while also shooting them with nerf bullets the whole time.

“Bro when I JFK burger’d my wife she divorced me! It was worth it!”

by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023

JFK-Hole

When you K Hole in the back of a car

The magic bullet put me in a JFK-Hole

by Bruce's Willis June 28, 2022