JFK

Some guy who got assassinated LOLZ!1!11!1

I killed JFK and escaped the feds guys!
Somebody get the FBI!

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

JFK

When you cum in a girl so hard it could have come out the top of her head

"I JFK ed in a girl so hard last night"

by Slowly Fucking March 15, 2017

JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

by TK2000 November 15, 2023

JFK Assasination

The moment America went down the drain

The JFK Assasination was the moment America went down the drain

by What’s your handle321 April 15, 2024

Jfk

A whigga who hooked up with a lot of bitches but got his brains blown out in dallas

Jfk was 200 pumped

by Shisdycaca May 29, 2025

JFK burger

JFK burger is a sexual act involving a person shooting a nerf bullet at someone’s head and proceeding to shove a burger in their mouth and rectum (Or Vagina) while also shoving the burger further in the hole of choice while also shooting them with nerf bullets the whole time.

“Bro when I JFK burger’d my wife she divorced me! It was worth it!”

by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023

JFK

When you go to the barber and get “a little off the top.” Similar to the 360 no scope delivered to former president John F. Kennedy by Lee Harvey Oswald.

“You getting a big haircut?”
“Nothing crazy, just a JFK.”

by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter January 28, 2022