stoned buddha

When a religious person gets high/stoned

Person 1: Yo matty ur we’re so stoned Buddha last night
Matty: fax

by Can someone tell me who asked April 9, 2020

Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.

I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.

by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023

gnome buddha

A god that everyone should worship it is featured in a bunch of demonic pinhole camera photos and has becoming a growing religion called m.f.g

all hail the gnome Buddha

by gnomebuddhashouldbeworshipped May 23, 2020

Buddha Clitoris

The earlobe of an Asian, preferably Chinese. If is another type of Asian they must refer to their country. ex: indian buddha clit, Japanese buddha clit etc.

Douche #1: Hey bro, Claire was sucking on my earlobes last night.
Douche #2: You mean your Buddha Clitoris?

by queen_tyron December 4, 2022

Buddha Fruit

This is a stupid fruit in blox fruits. Anyone who uses it can stfu and go to hell.

I fking hate buddha fruit users, they should go to hell.

by [Insert_NameHere] April 22, 2023

Buddha Flip

A Buddha Flip is where you perform a static Gainer 180.

Shaggy: Bunny just static kashed something his own height!

Dave does a Buddha Flip

Bunny: Damn that's impressive, who cares about my kash...

by Bunny420. May 11, 2009

buddha surprise

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.

When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.

by JOEnobody March 31, 2008