Bralcolm-itis

The state of a relationship where the two partners are throughly afraid of each other, but neither will end it or admit it. The disease may include but is not limited to; avoiding each other, and not making eye contact. Teasing by peers is common. You know that your relationship has Bralcolm-itis when your mother likes him more than you do.

are they going to hang out after school?
of course they won't, they have Bralcolm-itis

by wn[r9einv[9i September 23, 2011

Tetris-itis

Someone who overly uses, addicted, to Tetris. They can't eat, sleep or be merry without one dose of Tetris.

A disease that makes the human addicted to Tetris.

Martyna has tetris-itis

by DoctorR January 1, 2012

Crypto-itis

When a young professional man becomes obsessed with crypto

jonny: 'yo dave hows your crypto portfolio going'
david: 'farrrrrk wake me up when september ends'
jonny: 'bro u got a bad case of crypto-itis'

by opulence_magic February 18, 2021

Mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis

This means that you are mentally and physically obsessed with Tom Felton and you can’t get over your self about him and your mental health is so bad because you have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.

Friend: Omg I have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.

Me: Omg same.

by That Hogwarts Hoe January 15, 2021

Star-ity

That of a superstar; cool, famous, a celebrity

When I get to be a model, I'll have so much star-ity!

by PrincessR November 23, 2009

pre-itis

The opposite of having the itis. When one has pre-itis, it is also known as having the munchies or just hungry right before taking part in eating a big meal.

Man I haven't ate for 13 hours. I'm fixin to have 2 large pizzas and 2 litre coke. I gots the pre-itis.

by citytv is everywhere May 8, 2006

WBC-itis

A condition that affects some atheists, though certainly not all; primarily the ones who are intolerant of religion. Essentially, they take the activities of the westboro baptist church (or WBC) and try to apply them to all Christians, or even to all religious people. The WBC is an extemist hate group, and it is very important to note that they reject, and are rejected by, all other Christian denominations.

This condition may be unintentional, and therefore born out of ignorance; or it may be intentional, and therefore born out of malice.

Stupid person: I hate Christians! All Christians protest all the time with signs that say "God hates fags", and they always disrupt funerals and tell everyone that they're going to hell!
Smart person: No, moron, that's only the westboro baptist church, and no other Christians. You're clearly suffering from WBC-itis.
Stupid person: What? I don't understand!
Smart person: I know you don't.

by klopek007 February 22, 2010