unsafe shit

When you gotta shit so bad, and the only toilet is in a public place but there's no latch on the stall door.

I was at the beach when all those tacos I had for lunch hit my lower intestine and I just had to shit. Unfortunately there was no latch on the door, so I had an uneasy sense of insecurity the entire bowel movement. That was one unsafe shit

by MC Busta November 30, 2020

Shit fountain

When you anel fuck your stepsister so hard shit comes flying out into your mouth and you eat it.

You: "I love the shit fountain!"

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

Cock Shit Inhaler

Someone who be eating ass and cock everyday. Dude just can’t get enough of that cock and shit. Sometimes he even sucks on a knee. Bro is just gay as fuck

“Bro why the fuck does Garrett always smell like cock and shit?”
“Cuz he’s a Cock Shit Inhaler

by Poopcum69420 February 10, 2020

Shit me in the ass

1. An expression usually yelled at something bad or unexpected.

1. You really think the new Doom game is better than the original? Shit me in the ass!

by Kelodur February 12, 2020

SHIT

Super honey iced tea

Oh SHIT I dropped my phone

by OhDaddyYesHarder February 12, 2020

Shit

A brown piece of material that comes out of the ass.

I just took a big shit.

by fuck 1234 February 12, 2020

Why y’all never let people publish shit?

Lame af

“Why y’all never let people publish shit?”

stop being stingy.

by richprincess February 13, 2020