cock demon

The mythical creature that causes morning wood

Oh, man, I had a visit from the cock demon last night.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

cock face

when you take a pair of sunglasses and set them on your penis while you are naked. Thus making a face with your penis as the nose, ballsack as the chin, the pubes as the hair, and the sunglasses as the eyes. The hair style of the face can vary depending on the length of your pubic hairs. It looks very funny.

"hey look my cock face has a beard!"

by Tyler C. November 15, 2007

cock smirk

a knowing, occasionally involuntary smirk or smile occuring as a result of thoughts (pure or impure) about the boy you're interested in, or that you recently hooked up with

Mario and I totally hooked up last night! And I'm positive everyone at work knew what was behind the huge cock smirk I had on my face all day.

by perstephone September 26, 2007

cock crush

when a guy just wants to stick his cock in a girls vagina and/or mouth without an actual relationship resulting from it.

cg "yea man shes hot. i have a major cock crush on her."

by babycccxxxxx August 16, 2010

Cock Juggling

Being engaged in oral sex with 3 cocks in the following fashion: One in each hand and one in the mouth. Both hands and mouth must be preoccupied with cock in order to be considered Cock Juggling.

Dean is such a total cock juggler. I saw him stroking off a guy with each hand while he was chugging on some cock as well. I never knew loved cock juggling so much.

by Bobo the Cock Juggling Clown October 16, 2008

Doom Cock

A large, long-barreled, high-power handgun, preferably a revolver. From the comic book Preacher where the villain, Starr gets his junk bitten off by a trained Rottweiler and compensates with an obsession with large handguns. He stands in front of the mirror, holding his gun at groin level, saying "doom cock".

Doom cock.
DOOM COCK!
DOOOOOOM COOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!

That .500 S&W is a fucking doom cock.
Here's where Dirty Harry pulls his doom cock.

by Dr. Badwrench April 5, 2008

charlie cock

Violently slamming ones member into another person with the intent of causing bruising and temporary paralysis.

After taking that little purple pill, Bob went on a charlie cocking rampage.

by Broncos fans March 22, 2009