Your stock just went up 

Gaining new or increased respect, credibility, appeal, attention, and/or regard. To gain a positive opinion about or interest in.

I didn't know much about you but when I found out you wrote for "The Onion" your stock just went up with me.

Your stock just went up by CLS CU December 24, 2014

Not hating, just stating 

Not wishing to offend or anger anyone, but simply must be said.

She should NOT be wearing that skirt. Not hating, just stating...

Not hating, just stating by fearyomamma April 20, 2010

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico 

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."

Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005

I just want to be friends 

A phrase that your boyfriend or girlfriend will say {normally the girlfriend says it} which means "I don't want to date you, so I think that it's best that we are just friends, instead of saying "I'm dumping you". Often said because the they don"t want to hurt your feelings but. This phrase is very commonly used as a way out of a relationship.

Carol: Listen Jack this isn't really working out. Jack: Was it something I said? Carol: No not at all but i still like you so, I just want to be friends, okay? Jack: Okay I guess. *weep*

I just want to be friends by uber_irish_pirate June 17, 2006

Let's just be friends 

What a girl says to you when she'd rather be with an asshole who will use her, abuse her, and eventually break her heart, even though she knows that you would never do those things to her.

When a girl says to you, "let's just be friends", that's like your mom telling you, "the dog died, but you can still keep it if you want to."

You: I love you! :)
Wench: Let's just be friends..
You: Gee thanks, couldn't you have pushed me off a two-story building, or shot me? It would have hurt less. :(

Let's just be friends by VonZippa June 5, 2005

It's just a game 

Tyler "Ninja" Blevins' most hated catchphrase:

The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.

TFue: "It's just a game"
Ninja: "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

It's just a game by 3fortnitev$ February 26, 2020

shit just hit the fan 

meaning that things just got worse, and its going to be messy.

Jane: Mary heard from joe that we stole her money.
Jackie: What are we going to do?
Jane: I don't know... i guess the shit just hit the fan, theres nothing to do.

shit just hit the fan by LauRUNloo August 15, 2008