junkhood

slang term for the foreskin ("junk" is a nickname for the "penis")

My junkhood is like the wrapping paper on the huge gift that I only give to worthy girls.

by coocooforcocopuffz August 20, 2009

Junktastrophe

The act of being hit in one's junk so hard that it kills you.

Guy1: "Dude, Mike got hit in the junk by a Wrecking Ball and died."
Guy2: "Man that sucks, what a junktastrophe."

by radium61 November 2, 2009

Junkpaw

Junkpaw - verb - a handjob

Junkpaw(s) - noun - attribute of the hands conducive to the handjob i.e. DSL's for HJ's

"I hope I get laid, but to be honest I would settle for the Junkpaw"

"Nah, nothing happened, just went home and junkpawed myself"

by CroopOnHerChest November 9, 2009

Junkasaur

a scene way of referring to a sore penis, sudocreme is often a successful way of dealing with this.

Mum i have Junkasaur again!" "Get the sudocreme out son!

by buttonsex November 24, 2010

Junkyard Frank

It's when you have sex with a girl wearing a used condom and bite her on the butt when your done.

The origin of the phrase is a podcast where the hosts were discussing a certain fictitious person and another mentions it sounds like a crude sexual position.

I did the Junkyard Frank with this girl last night

by GameKnights-Podcast July 27, 2011

junkikin

The partial-body manikin (abs to mid-thigh) that is used by department stores to display male underwear.

My coworker and I discussed the merits and logistics of stealing a junkikin to put on another coworker's desk.

by Nitsirk October 27, 2012

junky speak

The rabbling on of any non scientific claim or topic having to do with drug use or addiction by a former addict. Makes no difference if the former addict
has credentials as a drug counselor or not, has a bachelors or masters dgree. He or she steadfastly holds tight to unscientific or superstitious claims regarding substance abuse or recovery that have been debunked or found to have no real validity.

A counselor who's only has experience being a junky i.e his or her personal experience with addiction speaks on their "junky speak" claims that other non narcotic drugs should not be used to break chemical addiction, because those drugs are "evil" and "stupid". This is a clear example of "junky speak."

by Hermes Trismigistus November 20, 2013