2 definitions by CroopOnHerChest
when you get an HJ and she is wearing a genuine Nintendo PowerGlove, while watching Fred Savage's "The Wizard" and you ejaculate onto the Periodic Table of Elements
After going to the attic and finding my PowerGlove, I talked her into a drunken Science Fist after the party.
by CroopOnHerChest May 30, 2010
Junkpaw - verb - a handjob
Junkpaw(s) - noun - attribute of the hands conducive to the handjob i.e. DSL's for HJ's
Junkpaw(s) - noun - attribute of the hands conducive to the handjob i.e. DSL's for HJ's
"I hope I get laid, but to be honest I would settle for the Junkpaw"
"Nah, nothing happened, just went home and junkpawed myself"
"Nah, nothing happened, just went home and junkpawed myself"
by CroopOnHerChest November 9, 2009