jack off jizz motion

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste

He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM

by wabiisabii October 23, 2016

Nose Jizz

When a guy blows his load in your mouth and it comes out your nose

I was sucking this guys dick the other day, and when he blew his load I laughed and I nose jizzed.

by 6969lol6969 May 6, 2014

Dongle Jizz

A USB "dongle" or port filled to the top with semen or male cum. It sometimes oozes out of the port.

Person 1: Yo dude! Yesterday I saw my brother with a dongle jizz.
Person 2: Really? I wouldn't dare cum into my PC, it would warp to a super machine.
Person 1: Yeah, maybe my brother even impregnated the PC, maybe later I'll have a Raspberry Pi mini PC!

by Mr.Waffle Jizz May 27, 2019

Flowberry jizz

When you Netflix and chill with the huz and y'all start getting freaky. And the white stuff comes flying out like a mf

Yo, I gave my girl the flowberry jizz last night.

by John Jork August 9, 2025

Jizz

(Noun.) Secret ingredient of a big mac.

Larry: mmmmMMMMM this some good ass jizz inside this here sandwich.

by CoqMeatSandwich November 14, 2019

i got rizz i got jizz what you want?

popular sentence said by chammaks to baddies to try to rizz them but usually(always) fails, this sentence is also common among the rizzlers

i got rizz i got jizz what you want?

by willmadigfit May 22, 2024

Type Jizz

Means the same thing as “type shit,” just a way of saying it without cussing.

Jeffrey: Yo bro I finally got hired at this place I been wanting to work at.
Friend: Type jizz.

by sweatyanddisgusting January 4, 2024