Firework Jizz

(n.) Jizz that comes out at such speed, force, and shear power it is comparable to that of a firework
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own

His room looked like a 4th of July after-party with the amount of firework jizz on the bed

by Low Ball Wizard September 15, 2023

fizz and jizz

When you tie a female up and pour sprite on her clit and watches it fizz. As this is happening he vigorously masturbates and the only thing that stops the fizz is his jizz.

Her: babe you wanna get freaky tonight
Him: sure, *ties her up and pours sprite on her clit and masturbates very quickly*.
Her:wtf was that last night
Him: fizz and jizz.

by Kidbackwardsisdik March 7, 2020

Jizz Cricket

A girls who gets cum on her inner-thigh/feet and rubs her legs/feet together like a cricket

You know Izzy? She’s such a jizz cricket

by IzzyBeAJizzCricket October 8, 2022

T Jizz 47

An old fat washed up blonde white guy who eats greasy fries, plays wordle and loves watching 70’s porn. A loser who has zero clue he’s a loser.

Man , nobody’s greasing up their pants crack and iPad like lazy T Jizz 47. Thinks he’s a king, but Clueless.

by Laujee May 15, 2025

Jizz Cup-Catcher Chin

The little dent in the chin that catches excess sperm while being on the receiving side of the ejaculator: evolution's way of letting us know it’s an ally of the LGBTQ+, with a special focus on homosexual activities.

"When Joey gets an unsuspected spray of sperm from a trick, he can rest easy knowing that due to his JIZZ CUP-CATCHER CHIN, the mess will be less."

by MAGAcult January 26, 2025

Sun Jizzed

When a car reaches an old age, at which the paint begins to peel

Rahul: " dude nice RC truck"
Zander: " at least mine isnt sun jizzed!"

by that 1 kid September 11, 2009

Fish Jizz

The discharge of seminal fluid under water

I could really go for some fish jizz tonight; I thought the water was a little salty but it was just this fish jizz.

by Captain Hutchinson Beaver Den September 3, 2022