cosmic jizz

The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets

I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz

by zaksquatch July 22, 2011

Sea of Jizz

Trading Card Game slang; A part of the metagame that is uncounted for and not considered top tier.

It doesn't matter how good your deck is against the top tier metagame, if you can't beat the Sea of Jizz you aren't going to win the tournament.

by PizzaRatGod August 28, 2018

Jizz

When you ejaculate on to a girl's body.

When you put your sausage into her and jizz comes out of your sausage.

by @ilikebigcox November 29, 2021

Stupid as jizz

just like really dumb

bro- why dont girls like me

bro 2- ur stupid as jizz

by chicklebutt August 15, 2025

Jizz Whisperer

A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.

"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."

by ScreenNamesAreForWimps April 21, 2018

Jizz

an upbeat, swinging genre of music. Played by Jizz-wailers. I know what you are thinking

Guy: Man i just love jizz
Guy 2: What the fuck? You love jizz? Are you fucking gay?

Guy: No the star wars music
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nerd

by AngryStarWarsNerd March 21, 2022

Side jizz

When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes

Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"

by DoughnutsAreNice October 14, 2016