cawfee

A word for a terrible person!

Man, that Cawfee sure is a bitch!

by dreemii June 29, 2021

Cawfee

It’s coffee, but mixed with mucus until the density is similar to that of glue.

1 “Hello, what can I get ya’!”
2 “Hello, can I get the usual?”
1 “Will do, Grace!”
1 *Throats own index finger*
1 *Vigorously spits mucus into fresh coffee painfully while gagging on what’s climbing*
1 “Here you, Grace. A cawfee!”
2 “Thank you! I won’t get cawfee from anyone else!”

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy September 5, 2021

Coffee Soup

no mug? are you high? all you need is a red pong cup and a spoon. coffee soup!

you just smoked a lil somethin somethin and well, pertaining to college students, you're broke and all you've got in your dorm is some ground coffee, beer pong necessities, a coffee maker and spoons. since you're blasteed, you turn into a god and konw just whast to do. coffee + pong cup + spoon = coffee soup

noun: "Sally, this coffee soup spoon is very smooth"

"Why take you Donna"

verb: "Norma, let's coffee soup!!"

by Lauren FF November 7, 2006

coffee

Something that drips onto a banana when your Aunt Flow comes to visit.

Oh my! I need some bananas because I'm dripping coffee!

by Felsey September 19, 2005

racist coffee

when the coffee you drink is constantly the same color as your skin
featured in the song racist coffee by julian smith

light dude : "man i always put so much creamer in my coffee its just so light"
dark dude : "i never put so much creamer in my coffee i like dark coffee"
other colored skin dude: "jeez dudes way to drink racist coffee"

by gay dickhead March 6, 2017

coffee 3

What you get if you let someone sleep over at your house so they can play video games.

I don't think it's a good thing.

"Can I sleep over at your house to play video games?" "What will you give me?" "Sex?" "no" "Sexual Favors?" "no" "coffee" "no" "coffee 3" "...what?"

by DeWayne Mann August 16, 2004

Greek Coffee Cup

When 30+ males defecate, urinate and ejaculate into a bathtub and then you bathe in it.

Me and the track team had a Greek coffee cup last night and now I feel so exfoliated.

by Henrik Van LickMaiAnus January 15, 2011