Dead bed energy

Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".

Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."

Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."

by TulipKitten November 1, 2021

Hot dog in bed

What do you think?

Hi hot dog in bed

by Derajcannon July 13, 2021

sushi bed

Two Asians dudes doing a white girl.

So Chung and I had a sushi bed with Becka.

by WeMakeStuff December 1, 2017

Skull Emoji + Bed Emoji

A hardcore cock sucker and will have hardcore sex in bed with another individual for 2 hours.

Do you want to have 💀🌳 with me?
You look like a person who would have 💀🌳
Are you a Skull Emoji + Bed Emoji?

by TransgenderIndividual1284 June 25, 2025

bath and bed

When somebody in your group can’t hack the days session so heads home for a bath and bed

They really can’t handle this session today, looks like it’ll be bath and bed for them soon

by Anonymous Cardiff August 2, 2022

Shit the bed

The Jaguars 2018 season

After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.

by Waldomarty November 26, 2018

‘red the bed’

When you have your period and there’s significant bloody leakage on the sheets when you wake up.

I forgot to put a pad on last night and I ‘red the bed’.

by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023