The latest Windows OS, specifically designed to make XP look better. It comes complete with an unreasonably shiny interface, compatibility issues and frequent crashing. In short, a Microsoft abortion.
Guy 1: I installed Windows Vista on my machine.
Guy 2: How cute. When are you going to get a real operating system?
Guy 2: How cute. When are you going to get a real operating system?
by Frank Einblat March 29, 2008
Get the Windows Vista mug.Windows OS which for some reason won't work worth shit. It came after Windows XP and before Windows 7. Gee, I think I'll just say "fuck it" and switch to Linux.
by alchoholicanonymous March 30, 2015
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An OS that started out slower and less powerful than other OS's, but due to it's amazing Start button, it became popular. Then came Windows 95, the revolution of computers. I sure loved Minesweeper. Then came Windows 98, a buggy OS that really didn't improve much upon antyhing from 95, but it was new. ME made it even buggier but at least it added a new recycle bin! The current installment, Windows XP, was said to improve upon the way we looked at Windows. Yes, when I turned on that computer I saw a big green blob as my start button. Thank goodness for classic mode. The new Windows XP improved upon the stability, but not enough to match with the Mac. However, the Windows stays dominant because of it's original monopolization and the fact that it supports more games.
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
Get the windows mug.Layer 8 malware: A Windows Superuser is a regular user that has developed the ability to use the Google search engine to it's advantage when attacking a Windows based operating system.
Most Windows superusers are trojans that pose as somebody that actually knows something about computers claiming that their friend's dad's uncle's brother's dog's nephew works for Microsoft and that Windows 7 was their idea.
The first thing a Windows Superuser will do is disable critical security features such as UAC, the software firewall and anti-virus software under the guise that they don't need any level of security because they "surf smart" whilst using NoScript and like to have "full control" of their computer. Most superusers will then proceed to obliterate the installation by shafting things like the page file and hibernation before deleting random registry keys in a Russian Roulette like manner.
A superuser will typically avoid Windows 8 and 8.1 due to incompatibilities with the Modern UI which leaves them in a continuous loop of whining about how they think Microsoft knows nothing about Windows and shouldn't have messed with it, though many superusers have recently developed the ability the install StartIsBack on a target machine so that they are fully compatible and able to infect it.
Most Windows superusers are trojans that pose as somebody that actually knows something about computers claiming that their friend's dad's uncle's brother's dog's nephew works for Microsoft and that Windows 7 was their idea.
The first thing a Windows Superuser will do is disable critical security features such as UAC, the software firewall and anti-virus software under the guise that they don't need any level of security because they "surf smart" whilst using NoScript and like to have "full control" of their computer. Most superusers will then proceed to obliterate the installation by shafting things like the page file and hibernation before deleting random registry keys in a Russian Roulette like manner.
A superuser will typically avoid Windows 8 and 8.1 due to incompatibilities with the Modern UI which leaves them in a continuous loop of whining about how they think Microsoft knows nothing about Windows and shouldn't have messed with it, though many superusers have recently developed the ability the install StartIsBack on a target machine so that they are fully compatible and able to infect it.
I'm a Windows Superuser, I have Task Manager open and everything.
I deleted the registry and now BF4 runs much faster!
Argh! Microsoft need to fix that bug I keep getting which makes Windows unbootable after I have it installed for longer than a week!
What's Linux?
I deleted the registry and now BF4 runs much faster!
Argh! Microsoft need to fix that bug I keep getting which makes Windows unbootable after I have it installed for longer than a week!
What's Linux?
by 802.11br May 25, 2014
Get the Windows Superuser mug.This insult is used typically on people who make constant retarded decisions or say something retarded, but aren't actually retarded. The term comes from when kids on the short bus who are bored and start licking the window.
Collin: If pee is stored in the ball, women technically can't pee because they don't have balls.
Luke: You're a God Damn Windowlicker Collin, you know that?
Luke: You're a God Damn Windowlicker Collin, you know that?
by Windowlicker69420 May 7, 2018
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Person 2: What's up?
Person 1: IT KEEPS EATING UP ALL MY RAM, CPU RESOURCES AND LETS NOT FORGET THAT THERES ADS ON THE FUCKING START MENU AND LOG-IN SCREEN!
Person 3: AHEM, avez-vous essayé le windows 10 ltsc?
Person 2: What's up?
Person 1: IT KEEPS EATING UP ALL MY RAM, CPU RESOURCES AND LETS NOT FORGET THAT THERES ADS ON THE FUCKING START MENU AND LOG-IN SCREEN!
Person 3: AHEM, avez-vous essayé le windows 10 ltsc?
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