text ninja

n. name given to anyone who had the ability of texting long coherent messages on their phone without looking. this was usually done back when phones had button keyboards and where not touch screen.

Chelsea can hold a conversation with you and simultaneously text behind her back. The ultimate text ninja.

The art of the text ninja has disappeared over the years.

Becoming a text ninja requires patience and the memorization of the "qwerty" style keyboard.

by Sloth Slayer October 23, 2016

Text Tennis

The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.

"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"

by emerson parker November 12, 2016

teitge

A family of dicks

Wow, they are definitely teitge's

by Bbg220 December 19, 2016

text string

A series of texts messages that tie back to one overall text message conversation

My buddies and I had a hilarious text string going about some random Bachelorette party chicks we met over the weekend

by GO COCKS March 24, 2017

Textakiri

Somebody that is killed in an accident during texting

I did read some tragic and stupid news about textakiri, more than 11 teen deaths everyday, is caused by it.

by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017

Text shepherd

A girl who has to direct a guy (who chronically snapchats instead of texting) back to an actual conversation on iMessage by not opening his snaps.

"Oh my god Gina didn't even reply to me on Snap last night, I actually had to TEXT her. F**cking text shepherd."

by Matthew Scott 1/20 April 3, 2017

text-back disorder

When you simply see the message but don't respond and a pattern forms. It becomes more severe.

"I have a bad case of the text-back disorder"

by Modern Day Disorders August 7, 2017