I Potato You

I potato you is a saying created by the outstanding Dj/record producer Alan Walker and his fans known as the Walkers. It all started when Alan posted an Instagram picture of him attempting to create a heart with his hands but it looked more like a potato so now we all say I potato you! It's like I love you but better 🥔

Hey! I potato you!

I Potato You by Walker26283 June 5, 2020

everywhere potato 

A potato that is not explicitly refined to any couch, sofa, or other similarly upholstered seats.

"I told that fat bastard to get off the couch and get outside, but then I realized he was an everywhere potato anyway and would just lay outside like an overgrown cheese."

everywhere potato by your mother's tofu November 9, 2013

I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT! 

A famous quote from the anime Death Note said by the protagonist Light Yagami. In the show, Light uses a book called the Death Note to kill criminals under the alias Kira. When his home is bugged with multiple cameras by the detective L after he suspects Light to be Kira, Light devises a plan in which he hides a miniature TV in a bag of potato chips. By doing this, he can kill criminals that are being broadcast live but from the perspective of L’s surveillance he is just studying for his exams. Light has given himself an alibi since L thinks he has no way of obtaining information on the criminals being killed. To celebrate his victory over L’s cameras, he gloats in his internal monologue while eating his chip.

Light: “Just watch me, L! I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!”

I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT! by The_D0C70R January 2, 2021

planting a potato 

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

planting a potato by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

Dumb Potato Bitch Wife 

One who thinks that bringing potato salad to a BBQ is acceptable but is actually not.

I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad!

Dumb Potato Bitch Wife by Acrowfasd April 25, 2017

Hugh the potato

kid who thinks he's the shit.
Mr steal your mother, he's coming for yours next

Minnie's butters

Oh Deery, Deery me. it's Hugh the potato again here to steal your mother

Hugh the potato by Hidaniscool March 24, 2019

couch potato thin

Someone who doesn't play sports or go to the gym, but they still manage to stay thin and fit. They aren't on a diet and they still don't gain weight.

"Brittany never goes to the gym, but she still stays thin, she must be couch potato thin".

couch potato thin by Catlover2312 August 16, 2014