poop dick 

The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.

I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.

poop dick by A. King. January 17, 2005

POOP IN MY BUTT 

An expression of frustration. Used in inescapably frustrating situations to articulate pent-up feelings of anger and hopelessness. A less harsh alternative to SHIT IN MY ASS

-Dude. Your mom's drunk and singing rock band in the living room and won't let anyone else sing.
-POOP IN MY BUTT

POOP IN MY BUTT by mirmironthewall November 28, 2009

Poop Tuna 

this is what you get when you fuck a chick in the ass, and then without cleaning your tool you put it in her pussy. Now you have Poop Tuna

Dude! Last night I met this chick and I got some poop tuna.

Poop Tuna by tile man August 3, 2008

poop cannon

A person which is ready to poop.

Johnny was driving down the street after lunch and realized that he was a poop cannon ready to fire.

poop cannon by anteater97 January 15, 2009

poop scarf 

a long turd wrapped around your neck for warmth.

dammit! i'm so cold AND i forgot my poop scarf!

poop scarf by isshehip November 20, 2009

poop chute 

anus or asshole

She wants me to give it to her in her poop chute

poop chute by unknown November 16, 2002

poop noodle 

when you get a chunk of poo stuck in your penis hole

like kraft maccoroni with cheese stuck in it

poop noodle by tttrucker4 May 31, 2005