5 definitions by A. King.

captain obvious

When someone says something so obvious, they never needed to say it in the first place.

Derf MacGuergan: "Shoes are tied in loops."
Andrew King: "Thank you Captain Obvious!!!!!!"

by A. King. April 1, 2005

fkn

adj. An abbreviation used most commonly on the internet to shorten the length of the word "fuckin'" for any desired reason.

"I went to the fkn store to get some fkn Chitos when some fkn guy came up and fkn grabbed me on the fkn ass. I knocked out that fkn guy."

by A. King. January 17, 2005

skeeve

(Noun) A slang term used when referencing someone who is distastetful and/or uncomplimentary of the kind of person the user would hold in regard. Whom this describes is entirely based on opinion of said user.

Person 1: "Hey... remember that kid 'So-and-So' from high school?"
Person 2: "Heh, Yes. I hated him. He was such a Skeeve."

by A. King. August 17, 2006

poop dick

The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.

I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.

by A. King. January 17, 2005

Derf MacGuergan

1. When the blame for something seems to fail to find a target, blame it on Derf MacGuergan.

2. When an odd situation arises, and you can think of nothing else to say, use this name to show your discontent.

1. "Uhhh I don't know... Must been Derf MacGeurgan."

2. girl: "It happens to a lot of guys."
guy: "Derf MacGuergan!"

by A. King. January 17, 2005