noodle-maid

An unethically ambitious person; a servant to power, especially in the political context.

Canada's Prime Minister, noodle-maid to America, hasn't seen a war he won't sign up for to please the Empire.

by I. M. Loos December 15, 2011

noodle-ounce

The amount of fluid needed to prevent flaccidity in a male erection.

That dude must need 14 noodle-ounces to fuel his garfield.

by flaccidfox January 2, 2012

Noobleeoob

A noob+ a douchebag that = a nerdy douchebag.

Also a cock

Also a Busted-out-of papers joint, not to be confused with a keith

that guy was a total noobleeoob

by PuppyDog777 February 25, 2012

Nooblerone

Someone who's a noob. But the brilliance of the word is that it is actually a cross between noob and toblerone. Genius.

I can't believe that guy doesn't know what lol means. What a nooblerone.

by One-woman language craft club August 1, 2012

noodle skin

Two extremely hot and cute guys that are crushed by two young girls.

Girl: OMG I WISH NOODLE SKIN WOULD MEET!!!
Girl 2: YEAH I KNOW RIGHT!!!

by ayogg December 30, 2013

noodles

The word one uses after proving their statement correct after an intense argument. the reaction used after winning an argument. The act of being put on noodles.

Bob: January has 30 days.
Bill: No it has 31 days... Noodles!

Bill put Bob on noodles after proving Bill's statement to be false.

by Em&M December 11, 2013

noodles my poodles

It means omfg, but in a language so I can say it in the middle of class.

Noodles my poodles! Watch where ur going

by Bunny_rabbit_lucy April 14, 2014