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jizz&tonic

+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)

+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches

(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
dave: hoe, give me now $47 for this blowjob and i wont charge u for this jizz&tonic
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Jizz Everything

A game that consists of sticking another person to anything they wish. If you stick someones head to anything then it is considered a cum shot and you lose the game.
What are you playing? Jizz everything , wanna join?
by Mr. Poopypants12343 May 30, 2011
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Jizz Lock

One of the most controversial techniques in territorial marking.

The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.

The victim is then considered a bitch.

Use move with caution.

*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head
Guy 1: man, you totally handled Hannah last night

Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.

Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars
by Wrestle Mania June 8, 2011
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jizz whizz

when you have a wank and let it dry on the end of ur cock then try to piss whilst the girl sucks u off
get down and give me a jizz whizz bitch
by paulyjay89 March 26, 2008
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Jizz-cicle

Jizz that hangs in an icicle form from someone's ceiling/face following a rather biblical unloading of man fat.

Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.
Example 1:
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'

Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'

Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'

(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)
by my hairy man patch February 11, 2013
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ghost jizz

1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried jizz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
"dude did you cum on yourself"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"

"shit i got ghost jizz on me"

"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
by rickitydick520 April 6, 2013
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Jizz Bend

Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.
I wish I could Jizz Bend, then I could masturbate all night.
by Korra April 12, 2013
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