+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)
+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches
(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)
+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches
(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods May 11, 2011
Get the jizz&tonic mug.A game that consists of sticking another person to anything they wish. If you stick someones head to anything then it is considered a cum shot and you lose the game.
by Mr. Poopypants12343 May 30, 2011
Get the Jizz Everything mug.One of the most controversial techniques in territorial marking.
The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.
The victim is then considered a bitch.
Use move with caution.
*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head
The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.
The victim is then considered a bitch.
Use move with caution.
*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head
Guy 1: man, you totally handled Hannah last night
Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.
Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars
Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.
Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars
by Wrestle Mania June 8, 2011
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by paulyjay89 March 26, 2008
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Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.
Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.
Example 1:
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'
Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'
Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'
(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'
Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'
Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'
(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)
by my hairy man patch February 11, 2013
Get the Jizz-cicle mug.1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried jizz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
"dude did you cum on yourself"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"
"shit i got ghost jizz on me"
"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"
"shit i got ghost jizz on me"
"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
by rickitydick520 April 6, 2013
Get the ghost jizz mug.Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.
by Korra April 12, 2013
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