Jizz Fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 20, 2024

Desmet Jizz on It

The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.

Junior: ay you new here?

Frehsman: ya

Junior: you wanna hang with the cool kids

Freshman: ya, i guess

Junior: k, after school go to the theater for a Desmet Jizz on it.

Freshman: A Desmet Jesuit?

Junior: Ya thats about right

by Desmet_Senior#1 September 28, 2017

jizz carpet

a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands

i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.

by Nick Monico September 20, 2016

Jizz canon

When you nut in her butt and she farts it back out

Omg Addy just shot a jizz canon across the room

by Barry my cockinher June 18, 2022

smelly nigga jizz

when a nigga ejaculates during intercourse and his cum has a foul odor/smell

my gay nigga boyfriend just sprayed his smelly nigga jizz all over my face!

that smelly nigga jizz is gonna be impossible to clean off of the wall.

by LilPapaMcChoppa July 21, 2022

Jizz Rag

A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.

1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

Jizz

An upbeat, swinging genre of music in the Star Wars universe.

(Most notably performed by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band.)

Leia: “This music is pretty steezy, what’s it called?”
Han: “Jizz”

by Shady Cantina Patron December 1, 2021