Jesus Fuckin Shit

What one would say when surprised, angered, or amazed by something. This is not blasphemous because you are not speaking of the Lord, just some dude with the same name, with explitives added for emphasis.

Don't rub your dogs balls in public. Jesus Fuckin Shit Dude! Use you head!

by Sublime0901 February 4, 2009

Jesus Pee

A yummalicious drink, commonly called Mountain Dew. Originated in Largo, Florida. It can implode your taste buds, use with caution.

I would like some delicious, exhilerating, extravagent cup of Jesus Pee.

by kdmleelauragrace May 2, 2009

jesus brb

freaking awesome.
the act of jesus leaving and coming back
thats what he said.

yo homies, dis is your snoop dawg jesus brb.

by ayevayday December 3, 2009

Jesus Rifle

Rifles equipped with Military Targeting scopes with bible verse serial numbers made by Trijicon

U.S Soldier: I just sent that terrorist to Allah using my new Jesus Rifle! God bless you, trijicon.com!

by tekphreak January 21, 2010

Jessie

Jessie is a girl who can make anything funny no matter if it’s a sad situation you will end up laughing, if you find a Jessie don’t let her go because any time your with her you will have a good time

Omg that girl is so cool and funny
Must be a Jessie

by Greyssssfan May 29, 2018

hickory jesus

A wooden baton used to beat a protester to a near death experience

I showed that protestor some hickory Jesus

by double d 5129 December 6, 2013

Jessi

A girl who is pretty tall and looks older than she really is. She can be a little crazy and a bit like a crackhead. Jessi is also a very trusting person and she is very popular. She is athletic and can dance very well!

"Look at the way Jessi moves"

by Chickenliddle5 March 14, 2017