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Homeboi just copped dem new hammers

i clap da hammers
hammers by raymond April 17, 2004

Kirk Hammet 

One kick ass guitarist. May not be the best, but hawaii may not be the best holiday spot either. Doesn't mean it doesn't kick ass though. Joined Metallica in 1983 after Dave Mustaine was kicked out. The least whiney and monkey-like of four members.
*awesome guitar noises* *wicked guitar noises*

Kirk Hammett 

Guitarist in metallica, his first band was a garage band Mesh, and then later joined Exodus, after words he joined Metallica. He took lessons from Joe Satriani, and is very skilled with the guitar.
Wow...kirk hammett rules...
Kirk Hammett by Ryan August 4, 2003

Hummer Syndrome 

the inverse relationship between the size of a man's vehicle and the size of his penis.
Another dude in an H2, definitely Hummer Syndrome. Man why doesn't he just get a bumper sticker that says "I'm compensating for my small dick".
Hummer Syndrome by Scoats May 12, 2003

hamper bandit 

One who feels the need to steal women's used panties.
Dave is such a hamper bandit. I found him looking through his mom's hamper for used panties.
hamper bandit by sexysatie February 1, 2006

alaskan hummer 

The result of quickly drinking a slurpee and then performing oral sex.
If you pick up a coke slurpee on the way over, I'll give you an alaskan hummer.
alaskan hummer by mimzy December 9, 2008